Seat Assignment Specialist
In case you weren't aware that such a thing existed before you paid for your airline tickets through OneTravel.com, I present to you the Seat Assignment Specialists of the Seat Assignment Group from the Enhanced Seating Assistance Program:
I wish I were joking.
If you opt out, your choices for seats are window, aisle, or any, even if you're traveling as a family with children.
I hope come flight time the people actually in the plane keep us all together...